Socially UNacceptable Humor

Nov 19, 2010
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Bill Clinton was driving past the White House when he accidentally ran over
the Obama’s dog, Sunny, crushing it flat as a fritter. He climbed out of
his Rolls and sat down on the grass totally distraught. He knew Michele
would go ballistic.
Then he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug
it up, brushed it off and immediately a Genie popped out. "You have freed
me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the Genie "As a reward I
shall grant you one wish."Well," said Bill, "I have all the material things
I need, but let me show you this damned dog."They walk over to the
splattered remains of Sunny. "Do you think you could bring this dog back to
life for me?" Bill asked. The Genie looked at the remains and shook his
head. "This critter is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life.

Maybe there's something else you'd like?

Bill thought for a minute, reached
into his pocket and pulled out two photos. "I had an affair with this
beautiful young girl called Monica," said Bill, showing the genie the first
photo. "But I’m actually married to this woman named Hillary" and he showed
the genie the second photo. "You see Hillary isn't beautiful at all, so do
you think you can make her look like Monica?"

The Genie studied the two
photographs and after a few minutes said, "Damn, let's have another look at
the dog!"
 
Jan 5, 2010
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Washington
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, once said:
"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another
mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every
Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus
the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."


"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We
could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy,"
and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."


"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called “Iraq of
Ribs."


“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the
goods", and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us”
 
May 20, 2006
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Winnipeg, Mb.
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, once said:
"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another
mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every
Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus
the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."


"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We
could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy,"
and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."


"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called “Iraq of
Ribs."


“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the
goods", and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us”
Worth repeating, AND shouting from the rooftops.