Socially UNacceptable Humor

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Man who had sex with horse said it gave consent by winking at him
Jarrard Potter, Grafton Daily Examiner
July 19, 2018 6:26am
WARNING: Graphic
A NSW man jailed for having sex with a horse told police the horse gave him consent by winking at him, a court has heard.
A Grafton horse trainer said the filly was left “traumatised” after Daniel Raymond Webb-Jackson, 31, committed two sexual acts with the horse when he broke into stables on Turf St earlier this year.
Webb-Jackson pleaded not guilty to committing an act of cruelty to an animal when he broke into stables on January 22.
The trainer said he and his staff suspected disturbances at the stables in the month before, and installed CCTV cameras as a security measure.
When the cameras triggered an alarm on the evening of January 22, a trainer saw Webb-Jackson opening a number of stables and called the police.
Police found Webb-Jackson crouching in the corner of a fourth open stable, where he was arrested after a short scuffle with police and taken to Grafton police station.
During police interviews Webb-Jackson admitted to committing two sexual acts with a horse.
He told police the filly smelt his crotch and winked at him, which he believed was the animal giving consent, The Daily Examiner of Grafton reported.
The trainer said he was preparing the horse to race, but the incident had changed the demeanour of the animal dramatically.
“She is only a little two-year-old and we had to put her out in the paddock,” the trainer said.
“The filly went from being quiet to just being highly strung, she changed in 24 hours. We had to put her in the paddock to try and get her head right.
“You don’t want to see this sort of thing happening, it’s really sick stuff.”
In her judgment, Magistrate Karen Stafford said the basis of the animal cruelty act was to ensure humans protected the welfare and the manner of treatment of animals, and the definition of cruelty must be considered in light of the objective of the act.
She said the two sexual acts — allowing a horse to fellate Webb-Jackson and digitally penetrating the horse — amounted to acts of cruelty.
Webb-Jackson was jailed for 10 months with a non-parole period of four months and was also fined $700. With time served, he will be eligible for release next week.
Originally published as Man claims horse gave consent
 
Nov 19, 2010
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Colorado
Bill Clinton was driving past the White House when he accidentally ran over
the Obama’s dog, Sunny, crushing it flat as a fritter. He climbed out of
his Rolls and sat down on the grass totally distraught. He knew Michele
would go ballistic.
Then he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug
it up, brushed it off and immediately a Genie popped out. "You have freed
me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the Genie "As a reward I
shall grant you one wish."Well," said Bill, "I have all the material things
I need, but let me show you this damned dog."They walk over to the
splattered remains of Sunny. "Do you think you could bring this dog back to
life for me?" Bill asked. The Genie looked at the remains and shook his
head. "This critter is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life.

Maybe there's something else you'd like?

Bill thought for a minute, reached
into his pocket and pulled out two photos. "I had an affair with this
beautiful young girl called Monica," said Bill, showing the genie the first
photo. "But I’m actually married to this woman named Hillary" and he showed
the genie the second photo. "You see Hillary isn't beautiful at all, so do
you think you can make her look like Monica?"

The Genie studied the two
photographs and after a few minutes said, "Damn, let's have another look at
the dog!"
 
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Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, once said:
"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another
mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every
Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus
the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."


"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We
could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy,"
and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."


"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called “Iraq of
Ribs."


“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the
goods", and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us”
 
May 20, 2006
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Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, once said:
"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another
mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every
Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus
the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."


"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We
could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy,"
and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."


"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called “Iraq of
Ribs."


“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the
goods", and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us”
Worth repeating, AND shouting from the rooftops.
 
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