Our resident C/O is recovering from penis enlargement surgery.......

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Just wanted to let you guys know that our resident C/O from the Graybar Hotel in SW Washington is recovering from penis enlargement surgery.......which is why we have heard fug all from him in the last week or two. I thought he was out hunting and taking instruction from his sons on the finer points of being a successful hunter, but I was wrong. I texted back and forth with him this evening and he is in good spirits. He did mention that his left leg seemed to be throbbing a bit.....whatever that might mean:unsure:.

According to the doctors @ the ONG/MASH 4077 corrugated Quonset hut/makeshift Navy hospital on the north side of the mouth of the mighty Columbia River, the surgery was deemed a success. That, despite the fact that according to the doctors, "there was not a lot to work with initially and we did the best that we could". "In spite of the obvious challenge, we are very happy with the outcome" ."We think the cat will be happy as well"....

So, I would like to encourage everyone to pig pile on this post and personally wish Jimmy the best and perhaps send him a few blue pills (if you can spare them), to help out with his new found manhood. As always, off color and undignified responses are highly "frowned" upon. ;););).........

(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)
 
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So you're starting a drive on Popsicle sticks for splints for him, or just going to continue with the toothpicks? I'm guessing that you can still take a hole-punch to some gauze if he still needs some bandages/dressings.

Just don't let him get too excited on the DRESSings. Things are sideways enough as it is.
 

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Thx Heathens. Ya, Jimmy was suppose to be hunting for 3 weeks for Deer n Elk. Got one week in and one Deer, eldest boys, then wammo, 5 days of complete and utter hell in the lower left abdomen. Good bout of diverticulitis with a tear in the colon leaking some nasty shit into my guts. Fucking pain like Jimmy has never known. Constant and off the charts. Checked me in and started I V antibiotics and pain management. Ain't ate in 6 days and that's not changing any time soon. If I can avoid the knife I'm golden. Doc in meeting now. I'll know more later. Thx for the shoutout boys. Still appreciated. :confused:
I'd eat Unagi stuffed Durian right now. Anything beats this fucking minty sponge on a stick. Crule ass world......
As you were deplorables.
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Whatta vacation. Shit! And now I get to miss Elk Season too? Love it. :mad:
 

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Thx Heathens. Ya, Jimmy was suppose to be hunting for 3 weeks for Deer n Elk. Got one week in and one Deer, eldest boys, then wammo, 5 days of complete and utter hell in the lower left abdomen. Good bout of diverticulitis with a tear in the colon leaking some nasty shit into my guts. Fucking pain like Jimmy has never known. Constant and off the charts. Checked me in and started I V antibiotics and pain management. Ain't ate in 6 days and that's not changing any time soon. If I can avoid the knife I'm golden. Doc in meeting now. I'll know more later. Thx for the shoutout boys. Still appreciated. :confused:
I'd eat Unagi stuffed Durian right now. Anything beats this fucking minty sponge on a stick. Crule ass world......
As you were deplorables.
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Whatta vacation. Shit! And now I get to miss Elk Season too? Love it. :mad:
Rest up Bud......(y)(y)(y)(y)(y) ;););)
 
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Does the sponge come in other flavors?
Unfortunately no. I asked. Told everyone that comes in the room I want a stack of hot cakes and sausage. Must be getting around cuz this new guy comes in with a toothbrush and toothpaste and cracks a funny with "I heard you wanted syrup flavored toothpaste ". Said nope, pancakes and sausage, but at least the word is getting out there. His name is Jeff. Jeff has no personality, walks a bit funny, and I'm certain he gloves up prior to urinating. Jeff's not touching me with his man handlers....:ROFLMAO:
 

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Some peeples do anything for uhh-tention...

Just so u remember what its like if u can ever get it back up...😁😁😂😂🤣🤣😅😅

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Thx Heathens. Ya, Jimmy was suppose to be hunting for 3 weeks for Deer n Elk. Got one week in and one Deer, eldest boys, then wammo, 5 days of complete and utter hell in the lower left abdomen. Good bout of diverticulitis with a tear in the colon leaking some nasty shit into my guts. Fucking pain like Jimmy has never known. Constant and off the charts. Checked me in and started I V antibiotics and pain management. Ain't ate in 6 days and that's not changing any time soon. If I can avoid the knife I'm golden. Doc in meeting now. I'll know more later. Thx for the shoutout boys. Still appreciated. :confused:
I'd eat Unagi stuffed Durian right now. Anything beats this fucking minty sponge on a stick. Crule ass world......
As you were deplorables.
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Whatta vacation. Shit! And now I get to miss Elk Season too? Love it. :mad:
Tough sledding for a while. Your a tough old bull! You'll be back up in no time! Most important is your still smiling ! :)
Wishing you a quick recovery.
 
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Does laughing hurt????


A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. "Wow" comments the midget "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request" says the little fellow "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?" Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"
 

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Thx Heathens. Ya, Jimmy was suppose to be hunting for 3 weeks for Deer n Elk. Got one week in and one Deer, eldest boys, then wammo, 5 days of complete and utter hell in the lower left abdomen. Good bout of diverticulitis with a tear in the colon leaking some nasty shit into my guts. Fucking pain like Jimmy has never known. Constant and off the charts. Checked me in and started I V antibiotics and pain management. Ain't ate in 6 days and that's not changing any time soon. If I can avoid the knife I'm golden. Doc in meeting now. I'll know more later. Thx for the shoutout boys. Still appreciated. :confused:
I'd eat Unagi stuffed Durian right now. Anything beats this fucking minty sponge on a stick. Crule ass world......
As you were deplorables.
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Whatta vacation. Shit! And now I get to miss Elk Season too? Love it. :mad:
Damn Scooter, get well soon!
What kinda communist shit cuts into hunting time?

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Thx Heathens. Ya, Jimmy was suppose to be hunting for 3 weeks for Deer n Elk. Got one week in and one Deer, eldest boys, then wammo, 5 days of complete and utter hell in the lower left abdomen. Good bout of diverticulitis with a tear in the colon leaking some nasty shit into my guts. Fucking pain like Jimmy has never known. Constant and off the charts. Checked me in and started I V antibiotics and pain management. Ain't ate in 6 days and that's not changing any time soon. If I can avoid the knife I'm golden. Doc in meeting now. I'll know more later. Thx for the shoutout boys. Still appreciated. :confused:
I'd eat Unagi stuffed Durian right now. Anything beats this fucking minty sponge on a stick. Crule ass world......
As you were deplorables.
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Whatta vacation. Shit! And now I get to miss Elk Season too? Love it. :mad:
That sucks man! I went through that a few years ago! Get well soon! Also you might want to think about starting a new movement. Sdlm! Small dicks life matters😂😂😂
 
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Hey DUDE !!!!!

You gotta get better and outta there, and back in the woods, you got some unfinished business.....

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