Motivational Pic Thread v2.0

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Calm down Turdcutter, you got your 15 gallons. It seemed odd that you wanted the gas because you showed up on a bicycle, you sure do ride fast for such a fat girl.
For Sale;

Amy Schumer Costume, worn once. Useless, complete and utter failure to cover/conceal from S/H pervert/reprobate.

Added bonus if purchased today; Once (or more) used bicycle seat and extra Chuck Schumer mask. Rumor has it Amy Schumer sat on it (them ?).
 
Feb 13, 2017
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Brazil is one of my favorite movies of all time. I think it explains how off plumb I am.
Funny you should mention that. Most people I know look at me crossways because they don't even begin to get it. I start to try and explain it to them and I find myself stopping and thinking "hmmm", there might be something odd about me being the only person that understands it. I found it very straightforward and entertaining.....a great ride. Not a whole bunch different than "V is for Vendetta". Granted, Brazil is more complicated/intricate, but it's the same underlying story line.

Harry Tuttle for President !
 
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Man, y’all were doing good today, right up until the last couple posts. Now I won’t get that image out of my mind, and I’ll never get to sleep. And if you are wondering....NO I’m not interested. That is disgusting. The boys in Coronado used to ante up with $20 and then go “hog hunting” at the Country Bumpkin. You had to bring back the biggest girl, and seal the deal to win the pot. Thank God I was married.
 

168BTHPM

Short Bus Driver
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Man, y’all were doing good today, right up until the last couple posts. Now I won’t get that image out of my mind, and I’ll never get to sleep. And if you are wondering....NO I’m not interested. That is disgusting. The boys in Coronado used to ante up with $20 and then go “hog hunting” at the Country Bumpkin. You had to bring back the biggest girl, and seal the deal to win the pot. Thank God I was married.
You have clearly never been to the school of Shankster Philosophy and Science.

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Dirty D

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For Sale;

Amy Schumer Costume, worn once. Useless, complete and utter failure to cover/conceal from S/H pervert/reprobate.

Added bonus if purchased today; Once (or more) used bicycle seat and extra Chuck Schumer mask. Rumor has it Amy Schumer sat on it (them ?).
I'll trade you some Varget for that seat.
 

TripleBull

This one goes to 11
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Frank was an awesome man. If anyone wants to get to know about his life, here are (IMO) the best biographies available:

https://www.amazon.com/Electric-Don...8&qid=1524830271&sr=1-22&keywords=frank+zappa

https://www.amazon.com/Frank-Zappa-...8&qid=1524830271&sr=1-26&keywords=frank+zappa

This one is somewhat comfortized, being co-written by Frank, but worth a read:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/067170572...b134-2491f34a125f&ie=UTF8&qid=1524830335&sr=1

And a quote book:

https://www.amazon.com/Quotes-Frank...8&qid=1524830236&sr=1-17&keywords=frank+zappa

If you don't know his music, you're going to need quite a bit of time to commit, due to the extensivisity of his catalog. (I invented that word in his honor - he also has an asteroid named after him)
 
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