Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

BullGear

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Well yeah, I kinda assumed they didn't have a 12 second work week.
But there are some guys who don't have a job with the race team. They just come in for the race and do what they can in the garage and then they are on the pit crew. Kinda groupies with benefits....
 

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That was my generation (Gen Y) except that was my early high school years, not middle school. We didn't have Google to verify. Probably heard it on MTV or something. Dude was weird so we all believed it.

Ok what generation is this? "Rob Stewart couldn't do a concert because he got taken to the hospital and they pumped his stomach. The doctors pumped out 3 quarts of horse semen."

Or? "Richard Gere was taken to a hospital emergency room to have a gerbil removed from his rectum."

Oh one of my faves. Chick OD's on Spanish fly at the drive in while her boyfriend goes to buy popcorn. When he gets back to the car they find her dead on the gearshift knob.
 
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Watch for these business consolidations in 2020.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang