Five Free Bernie Stickers -- First come First Served!

sirhrmechanic

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Ok, so a few months ago I had a handful of Bernie Stickers made. And they disappeared like hotcakes! So I had a bunch more made. Enough for everyone!

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First, the story is true. He came to Vermont in the '60s and hung out in some Commune spewing his garbage to the point that they kicked him out. He would not work, contribute... nothing. He just spewed Marxist crap. So no fake news here!

So anyone who PM's me can have 5 free Bernie stickers. Almost no strings attached.

The non-strings. You don't get recorded for ordering one. You donate to noone. You have to do nothing. You won't go on any lists. Noone will know who got them. It's between you and me... and I will delete your address and my memory! You get 5 free stickers.

The strings.... You have to stick them in fun places. And send pictures of where you post them! Don't have to post here. But at least send to me so I can get a laugh. I suggest Starbucks, Prius's, College Campuses, Copies of The New York Times, Democrat campaign offices... anywhere funny! With some creativity and some (sniper) stealth... we can manage to get a million impressions in the eyes of anyone thinking that Bernie is anything but an idiot.

And you don't have to be as epic as this guy... who, so far, has the first place trophy for the ultimate sticker troll!

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Yes, that is "the Commie" himself!

If you want 5.... just send me a PM. And your stickers will go out in the mail so you can have some fun with them. I have about 300 of them left (after stickerizing the whole place here.)

So.... game on! Yours for the asking.

Cheers,

Sirhr
 

vh20

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Dang! That was a real coup, but just think if he could’ve gotten it stuck on to that bald spot!!
 

Greg Langelius *

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I think there could be a market for Bernie Urinal Stickers..., bullseye across the bald spot.

Where Commies are concerned, that's the best thing to do with them (of a peaceful nature...), and of course, there's that precedent.

Greg
 

sirhrmechanic

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Crap how did I miss this?! When messages are popping left and right I musta missed it. Still have some?
Hell yes.... send me a pm with your address for a first class envelope and stickers are on the way!

Just post a great picture of where you stick them! Preferably in Starbucks, on Bernie's bald spot or in a place where we can blame Joe Biden!

We are supposed to be snipery here. Which means we are stealthy, have tradecraft and can be Sooper Dooper sneaky getting into and out of places. So show where you can put a sticker, spanky!

PM me and stickers are yours!

Cheers,

Sirhr
 

8pointer

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Hell yes.... send me a pm with your address for a first class envelope and stickers are on the way!

Just post a great picture of where you stick them! Preferably in Starbucks, on Bernie's bald spot or in a place where we can blame Joe Biden!

We are supposed to be snipery here. Which means we are stealthy, have tradecraft and can be Sooper Dooper sneaky getting into and out of places. So show where you can put a sticker, spanky!

PM me and stickers are yours!

Cheers,

Sirhr
Outstanding thank you! Walking into dinner will PM when I get out dumping the phone in the console. Thanks!
 
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Sometimes. I accidentally kick the back of seats...
 

sirhrmechanic

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I have a number of PM's.... and more stickers ready to go out. I WILL get to you towards the end of the week. Have a couple of days of lecturing to do to impressionable little cadets... and so will need to wait to get the new requests out. I HAVE your PM's... and you will get your stickers.

I think I have about 100 left... so get them requests in now!

As I think Bernie and Biden are starting to crash and burn... I am about to order more stickers... Thinking that the phrase "Beating Elizabeth "Lieawatha" Warren is NOT Domestic Violence" seems like a good one?

Let me know if you like the idea...

Cheers,

Sirhr
 

woogie_man

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Trying to think if I can put one on my drone and attach it to a watertower, or some other high up "how the fuck did that get there spot"......hmmmmm
 
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sirhrmechanic

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Hi folks:

I have a bunch of PM's that I have not had time to answer. The first traunch of stickers went out and should be in devious little hands by now...

For those who have sent me notes but not heard from me... I have lots of stickers and you will get some!

Just going to be next week before I have the time to get this done.

In the mean time... look forward to photos of your sticker placements!

And if anyone wants some of my next stickers, they will read "Beating Elizabeth Warren is not Domestic Violence."

Those will be available in November!

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
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8pointer

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Sounds good thanks....living on an island of conservatism in a sea of liberal shit it shouldn't be too difficult to find a roosting spot
 

sirhrmechanic

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Ok folks... the last batch of stickers is going out. If you have PM'd me you are taken care of.

I have ONE envelope left un-addressed with the last four stickers!

So the first person to post here "I'll Take them" and PM me with a mailing address, they will go out in tomorrow's mail.

Now, start posting some pictures all you stealthy sneaky Pete types! You aren't all snipery for no reason. Let's see some sticker tradecraft!

Cheers,

Sirhr

P.S. The new stickers will be coming soon.... and read "Beating Elizabeth Warren is not domestic violence." Those will come out after she wins nomination. If it's someone else, believe me.... there will be stickers for that idiot, too!