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    I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest 'member' she had ever laid her hands on.
    I said "You're pulling my leg."

    I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!!
    At least I presume she was poor Ė she only had $1.20 in her purse.

    My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker.
    Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend, yet.

    A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back.
    He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.

    I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
    She said she would like to come back as a cow.
    I said, "You're obviously not listening."

    The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
    So, I went back to the thrift shop and got all of her clothes back.

    At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point:
    The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair?
    Apparently the correct answer was Africa.

    There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets.

    You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.

    Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook.
    I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!"
    Next thing I know 4,000 Muslims have added me as a friend.

    The Red Cross have just knocked at my door and asked if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan.
    I said I would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

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    • Originally posted by 1J04 View Post

      lol

      The comments are pretty good.

      Man, I'm still reading comments. Some of them are brilliant. One of my favorites from the comments: "I could suck a dick and watch the door at the same time"

      I am The German's spirit animal

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      • Harvey Weinstein, 1935. How old is this guy?

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        • Originally posted by bogeybrown View Post

          Man, I'm still reading comments. Some of them are brilliant. One of my favorites from the comments: "I could suck a dick and watch the door at the same time"
          Hilarious ain't they?

          Hope you're doing well buddy !!!!
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          • ^^^

            Quidvis recte factum quamvis humile praeclarum

            Oderint dum metuant

            "You went full nerd with that reference." Thanks, I will wear that as a badge of honor!

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            • ASSault with a deadly weapon....
              NRA Lifetime Member.....if that means anything now.

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              • Originally posted by Blowby View Post


                ASSault with a deadly weapon....
                Well, as they say... Aids cures fags...

                Cheers,

                Sirhr
                Quidvis recte factum quamvis humile praeclarum

                Oderint dum metuant

                "You went full nerd with that reference." Thanks, I will wear that as a badge of honor!

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                • AIDS
                  Ass Injected Death Sentence

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                    The only three kinds of guns to own are, nice guns, old guns or nice old guns.

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                      The only three kinds of guns to own are, nice guns, old guns or nice old guns.

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                      • Originally posted by 168BTHPM View Post
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                        Who would? LMAO
                        Universal means it don't fit nothin'.

                        Sometimes free ain't cheap enough.

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                        • Originally posted by Blowby View Post


                          ASSault with a deadly weapon....
                          Quidvis recte factum quamvis humile praeclarum

                          Oderint dum metuant

                          "You went full nerd with that reference." Thanks, I will wear that as a badge of honor!

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                          • Originally posted by Blowby View Post


                            ASSault with a deadly weapon....
                            Fuck you, and the entire state of California......

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                              • Originally posted by Blowby View Post


                                ASSault with a deadly weapon....
                                Unfortunately this law also applies to people who donate blood. They no longer have to divulge they are HIV positive.
                                The only three kinds of guns to own are, nice guns, old guns or nice old guns.

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                                • Originally posted by 168BTHPM

                                  Unfortunately this law also applies to people who donate blood. They no longer have to divulge they are HIV positive.
                                  WTF!! How in the hell does this happen.


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                                    Just a general observation... BTW, I resemble this remark....And am somewhat honored...

                                    Cheers,

                                    Sirhr
                                    Quidvis recte factum quamvis humile praeclarum

                                    Oderint dum metuant

                                    "You went full nerd with that reference." Thanks, I will wear that as a badge of honor!

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                                    • Originally posted by Marinevet1 View Post

                                      Fuck you, and the entire state of California......
                                      And the horse he rode in on.
                                      Universal means it don't fit nothin'.

                                      Sometimes free ain't cheap enough.

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                                      • Originally posted by sirhrmechanic View Post
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                                        Just a general observation... BTW, I resemble this remark....And am somewhat honored...

                                        Cheers,

                                        Sirhr
                                        I'll take that as a compliment.

                                        Universal means it don't fit nothin'.

                                        Sometimes free ain't cheap enough.

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                                              The only three kinds of guns to own are, nice guns, old guns or nice old guns.

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                                              • Originally posted by Rldr-08 View Post

                                                WTF!! How in the hell does this happen.


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                                                I thought all this blood was screened? So, we're now going to infect the entire population w/ tainted blood? WTF sense does that make?
                                                Sit talis fugere.

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                                                • Originally posted by WATERWALKER View Post

                                                  I thought all this blood was screened? So, we're now going to infect the entire population w/ tainted blood? WTF sense does that make?
                                                  Infecting as many people as possible is their whole objective. They want to create a health crisis in hopes of forcing even more money be pushed into research to find a cure. Really fucked up logic.
                                                  The only three kinds of guns to own are, nice guns, old guns or nice old guns.

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