Volcano in Hawaii

Foul Mike

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Apr 18, 2001
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Folklore tells us that Pele is the Hawaiian goddess of fire, lightning, wind, and volcanoes and the creator of the Hawaiian Islands.
According to ancient Hawaiian tradition the quickest way to appease Pele and have her stop the volcanic fires is to make a human sacrifice into her fires.
The tradition goes on to say that the sacrifice needs to be a Hawaiian born celebrated leader who is considered one of the most powerful men in the world.

Obama quickly announced that he was actually born in Kenya and has a Birth Certificate to prove it and is ready to show it.
 
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