Socially UNacceptable Humor

1J04

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I'm glad you posted it, but I can't slap a like on it. That's gut-curdling and repulsive, but could be accurate.

I really do not belong in this sickening, modern world. FML
Trust me my friend, I/We know exactly what you mean. I put her on par with Stormy D. Same same.
 
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hermosabeach

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A man goes to his doctors and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?"

"Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud physician "They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history".

So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way.

A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street. "Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly "I've got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!" "Well, I'm glad to hear that" says the pleased physician. "What does your wife think about it?" "Wife?" asks the man "I haven't been home yet".
 

hermosabeach

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An almost blind guy walked into Lover's Lane to purchase their most see-through item for his wife. After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $500 and brought it home for his wife to try on.

She took it upstairs and realised that it didn't quite fit. But, she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all. So she came downstairs completely naked.

"Huh?" said the old man, hugging her. "For the amount I paid, they could've at least ironed the damn thing".