Socially UNacceptable Humor

hermosabeach

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We discussed the issue for an hour with both sides of the debate having their say.
Eventually we held a vote and there were five "Yes's" and only one "No".

It was a beautiful demonstration of democracy in action. Or gang rape as the police put it.
 
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hermosabeach

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So let me get this straight" the prosecutor says to the defendant. "You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man".

"That's correct" says the defendant.

"Upon which" continues the prosecutor "you take out a pistol and shot your wife, killing her".

"That's correct" says the defendant.

"Then my question to you is - why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?" asked the prosecutor.

"It seemed easier" replied the defendant "than shooting a different man every day!"
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