Socially UNacceptable Humor

hermosabeach

Betty Ford Center
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"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife" the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl. "But I don't know her size".
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
"Why yes" he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours".
"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl queried as she wrapped the gloves.
"Now that you mention it" he replied "she also needs a bra".
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hermosabeach

Betty Ford Center
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Betty Ford Clinic
My daughter's school teacher rang me today saying "Young Sarah didn't turn up for school today".

"I know, her mother died yesterday" I replied "She won't be back for a while".

"I'm sorry to hear that" he sighed "How's she getting on?"

Very well" I replied "She's on her third load of laundry and has already prepared dinner".
 

1J04

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Well Happy Halloween and I'm Slightly Horny.

But on the real, when she get to Prison she betta watch her back. Wait. She got dis.
 
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