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hermosabeach

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A woman walked up to an elderly man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look" she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day" he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week,
eat fatty foods and never exercise".

"That's amazing" the woman said. "How old are you?"

"Thirty-six".
 

Maser

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Q: Why did Adolf Hitler hate cooking with an electric stove?

A: Because he couldn't get used to not having to turn on the gas first.
 

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Have you heard about the new German microwave?
It seats 27.
 

hermosabeach

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Great trolling. God is the ultimate source for non PC activity

Raped by a priest or Michael Jackson- gods will

Get ass cancer- gods will

Want a woman but they all want someone hung like a donkey- gods words


There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeysand whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

 
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