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hermosabeach

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There was an American man who lived in China and when he was there, he had a lot of sex and never used a condom the entire time he was there.
Then he returned to America and one morning he woke up and noticed bright green and purple dots on his penis. The man freaked out and went immediately to the doctor.

The doctor said "I have never seen anything like this before. We will need to run some tests".
So they ran some tests and he said come back in 3 days for your test results.
The man came back in 3 days and the doctor said "I have some bad news.
You have a disease called Pongolion HP. It is very uncommon here and we know little about it.
I'm sorry sir but we will need to amputate your penis".
The man was horrified.

He went to a Chinese doctor thinking he would know more about it.
The doctor said "Oh yes, Pongolion HP, very ware. yes" said the Chinese Doctor.
"The American doctor wants to amputate my penis". Said the man. "Stupid a American doctah, make more money that way! No need amputate".
"Oh thank god" said the man. "Yes, wait 2 weeks, fall off by itself".
 

Lapuapalooza

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Sooo...

About 8 years ago when it was all over the TV, Moochelle O Bummer was the leading story on the MSM news for her new hair cut (remember that?)...

My wife, who is always trying to find the good in everyone made this comment to me...

“Oh, I think she looks much better with her new hairstyle, don’t you?”

To which I replied, “What did they do, shave her ass and make her walk backwards?”

My wife was not as impressed with me as I was.
 

miketx

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where is your mind at man, you are such a racist POS.
Cry baby liberals are everywhere it looks like. at the prison I worked at blacks say the N word a thousand times a day. Get over it.

In fact PC is destroying this country. When I worked at the prison I had to right a statement saying why an offender refused to move into his housing assignment. So I write exactly what he said which was "I aint gonna live in there with a bunch of N******." The pc cowards called me to the office and told me to re-write it. lol.
 
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@armorpl8chikn

Q: What’s the difference between kinky and perverted?

A: Kinky is tickling your ass with a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken!


Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

A: Would you want anyone to know you were fuck*n a chicken?
 
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hermosabeach

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A Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest "I'm pregnant".
He asked "How did this happen, my child?"
She said "I think it must be the second coming".

The priest, shocked by this reply asked "What makes you think it's the second coming?".

She replied "Because I swallowed the first one".