Socially UNacceptable Humor

hermosabeach

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A little girl goes to her mum after school says "Mummy, mummy! I just saw Michael's willy!"

The mum is shocked.

The little girl continues "It was like a PEANUT!"

The mum giggles, and replies "Why? Was it small?"

The little girl says "NO! It was SALTY!"
 

hermosabeach

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.
The bartender looks at him and says" See that woman over there, she will give you a blow job and sing the National Anthem at the same time".
"No way" the guy says. "Oh yeah, and she only charges $20".

So he walks over and hands her a 20. She takes him into a backroom and shuts off the light.

As she starts to give him head, she also starts to sing.
He couldn't believe it; the words came out so clear that it was impossible.
When she finished, he quickly flicked on the light and saw her popping in her glass eye.
 
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hermosabeach

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I asked the young good-looking Muslim girl next door, who is very Westernised,
why she still walked 100 meters behind her husband, as this is a free country
and women are not dominated like they are in Islamic culture.


"Oh it's nothing to do with culture and domination" she told me "I'll be fucked
if I want to be anywhere near him when he sets his vest off".
 

sirhrmechanic

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So “apparently” when the stewardess says to you “sir you are in an exit row, are you able and willing to assist in the event of an emergency...???” the correct response is not:

“Sure because this saves me from having to trample women kid and nuns on the way out the door.”

Walking to Ireland, guess!

Cheers, Sirhr