Nut-shot Baker's Dozen Felon Craps Out Cannabis Jackpot

Veer_G

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Come for the headlines, stay for the meth kicker. Smooth as cashmere ...


13 felonies? I sense a pattern here.
 

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I would say that he's been punished enough by shooting himself in the nuts but anyone that stupid is not only a danger to himself not that anyone cares but a danger to everyone else.
Hopefully the gunshot to the nuts will permantly prevent him from having offspring since that gene pool probably isn't deep enough to wet the toenails.
 

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Had Wison been from Wenatchee itself instead of Cashmere, could you imagine the possibilities for alliteration?
 

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How does a thirteen time felon escape a prison sentence at age 27? Shouldnt he have a solid 15 years left on that rap sheet?

It would have saved his baby makers.
 

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And his is the FIRST thing I see this AM. 🙃
 

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Saw this on the news and laughed so much.
These are the stories of my day at work.
Always seems it is someone doing the “gangsta tuck” while high or drunk. Not always a 13 time felon with a balloon of weed in his purse......

Why is he hiding weed in WA anyways? Maybe he was hoping to make it across the border into OR and get searched by a special someone? 🤣

And yes, hope he got both of the berries and they no longer produce shooters.
 
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I'm trying to imagine the conversation among the surgical team when they noticed the baggie falling out of his ass. "Ummmmm.....doctor"