My court-ordered therapist actually developed that for me. Well, actually, she developed it for my alternate personality, but let's just stop there because if the two of us start arguing about it on the Hide, nobody wins.
The problem with this picture is it needs some clarification. Lets translate.
I limp wristed a sucker punch on a guy that doesn't agree with my beliefs. He then turned around to kick my ass and I barely was able to run away with my life. Now the police hired by these evil law abiding people are looking for me because of some bullshit law they made up called assault and battery. Law abiding citizens always make up bullshit laws to keep us resistance down. Now I'm homeless living in this tree because the police are watching my parents basement and my clients at the hair salon that regularly ram me up the ass are afraid to help me. I'm a victim, long live the resistance.