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Houston Grandma Shoots Masturbating Cyclist Before He Can Break Into Her Home


The 69-year-old woman, identified by local media as "Grandma Jean," was taking out the trash when she spotted the man bicycling down the street and yelled at him to stop and leave, according to police.

The two got into an argument, police said, and the man came up Grandma Jean's driveway while continuing to expose himself. She warned him to leave or she would get a gun and shoot him, but he continued walking toward her and reached for the front door, police said.

"Some guy pulled off his pants and pulled his pants open, playing with his thing, and he ran up and I told him to get away from my door, or I will shoot him," she told ABC13.

Grandma Jean, who had her young grandchildren in the house at the time, fired one shot through the door and hit the man in the chest.

"I don't bother nobody. I don't get in nobody's business," she said. "It's just me and him, and like I keep saying, I warned him."
Houston...in other words, Tuesday
 
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What precipitated that sudden breach of trust ?....It's kind of out of the blue, I'm dyin' to know.....:ROFLMAO:

120 meters ?

.416 Rigby ?

Too much wind ?

"The sun was in my eyes"......

That's a pretty good sized side of a barn......

That is the funniest piece of subtle (or not so subtle) humor I have seen in a long time.....:cool:
 
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I wonder if he could pop a bear in a wheelchair?
Not looking promising......Although, it looked like the wheelchair was back in J's front yard, sans Yogi. Hard to tell, what with the cat struttin' his stuff.....lookin all proud that it nutted' the dog and all.....(dog was all "give me a coke and a smoke".....)

Maybe J threw the chair in the back of his "F-500 Minigun-zilla Mobile" and headed up to the hills for another foray into wacking "pik inik baskets" and Yogis (?).....Hell, who knows ?:unsure::ROFLMAO:
 
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Not looking promising......Although, it looked like the wheelchair was back in J's front yard, sans Yogi. Hard to tell, what with the cat struttin' his stuff.....lookin all proud that it nutted' the dog and all.....

Maybe J threw the chair in the back of his "F-500 Minigunzilla Mobile" and headed up to the hills for another foray into wacking "pik inik baskets" and Yogis (?).....Hell, who knows ?:unsure::ROFLMAO:
Did you spot the rotund, metallic propane ninja lurking in his weeds? I fear it may leap upon him without the slightest provocation at any moment and dry hump him into submission.
 

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Did you spot the rotund, metallic propane ninja lurking in his weeds? I fear it may leap upon him without the slightest provocation at any moment and dry hump him into submission.
Yeah, but I think he needs to worry about the cat more. Sum bitch is walkin' round like he owns the place......It'd mean an all new set of injuries in different locations on the upholstry for ole' John Demjanjuk of Wahkiakum County.

(jeez, I gotta stop. Too much Cuervo.....I'm gonna end up pissin' off the best of the best if I'm not careful. All in good fun, my friend ;))
 
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Iced coffee? Barney, I even tried to spell things your way tonight. So disappointed..... I always had you pegged as a cowboy coffee guy. Keep your coffee like your women.
Cheap n bitter!

And Veer, though I had a couple cocktails, there will be no hangover. Too old and busy with life and small kids to drink that much. Just enough to loosen my already smart mouth a tad (doesnt take much!).