Now you've done it. After 1J passed out last night, the leader of his in-house Midget Pornographer's Union sneaked off with the iPad, found your post and held an emergency meeting of the MPU. All 17 of them hopped into their Cooper Mini and are headed to your place. You might want to stock up on little kid's chairs, small beds and a few hundred cans of 7 ounce Schlitz Malt Liquor. They raided 1J's night stand so they have a limited supply of mini-condoms, so no need to worry about that for now. May the mini-force be with you.