Mortar as Dildo???? ......bring a mop...

Strykervet

Resident Phoenix Eye and Dim Mak Instructor
Jun 5, 2011
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"Mortars usually fire shells called 'mortar bombs'", uh, bullshit, and "Mortars are light and easy to carry" double bullshit. Tote a 120mm baseplate and get back to me.

"It was inactive and used for a decoration" but "isn't believed to have detonated." They why write the damn story!?

I bet they have great informative articles about firearms too.
 
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So, I'm still at a loss how the mortar killed her.

Pain killers were involved.
OD?
Maybe. Probably. Most likely.

If the mortar was the cause of her death, how fucking far did he shove it up her snatch? Did he bust up her diaphragm and cause suffocation?
Inquiring minds want to know....
 
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1J04

Morale Officer
Aug 7, 2011
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I can tell you've been spending too much time around D/D lately.........:cool:

(You really get asked when a "guest's" release date is ? Jesus, if I were one of them, I'd be crystal clear about that)
Daily! If you get asked more than twice from the same person, you're not doing your job correctly. :oops:
You gotta remember, we're not dealing with brainiacs here.