I got reported, should I be banned

j-huskey

Jafo / Instigator !
Jul 27, 2001
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#54
She misses you Frank, Ban J Husky, now go pleasure yourself.
Yall see how this is....

The Reverend Cardinal Pope Army Jerry thinks j-huskey should be banned BECAUSE he recommended Frank put a case of 762 in the poor shooters box instead of "10 time BMA" !!!!!......
(Surely not bc Frank and AJ both fap to lady gag singing happy bd...) just sayin.

On, so, after Frank flogs himself, to lady gag singing Happy BD", and records it so AJ can watch, gawdammit Frank, go BUY MORE fucking AMMO, and then put it in the poor shooters box as u leave the vestibule...

And ban AJ 😎 for trying to steal lady gag from you, you had first dibs, and seconds, and thirds...
 

Marinevet1

Full Member
Feb 14, 2017
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#57
what ever........I'm going with a little man.........no pink clothes, no ribbons or bows...........when he wakes up he might have his way with that cat.............
 
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1moaoff

Safe space provider🤔 Nope!!!
Nov 16, 2008
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#58
You should put on a mankini and post it as punishment... oh wait that would punish us.. silly jarhead might like it....

Ban yourself 2 days and go shooting
 

diverdon

Constitutionalist, by choice
Dec 21, 2011
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#60
I don’t know about you guys, not a single site I visit has my real birthday listed.

I change parts of it all the time, day, year, only the month is right.
I have never put my correct month, day, or year on anything on the internet, except banking and DMV, and that is supposed to be secure. I would certainly never put it on the hide. It only takes one bad apple.
 

GTOJOSH

New Hide Member
Aug 21, 2018
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#64
Man, Lowlight. YOU are a nice guy filling out his new account info, inputting his information, likes, taglines, and messing with his birthday. After years of lurking, I signed up and had to fill all that crap out myself- screwing up my own bir5hday aND spelling.
Feel free to change my birthday to whatever makes you happy while you fix his. It's just a day to a working guy like me so I can sign my paycheck while he signs his welfare one living in his mom's basement with nothing better to do than complain about clerical errors.
 
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Feb 27, 2013
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#65
I did have a funny one earlier in the week, guy got a 30 day time out for posting a rogue FS post as a new member. Basically tried circumventing the 100 post rule.

He wrote we are too strict and he needs access to buy something and I tell him no, the ban stands, then I get the hate mail for being a douche
Saw this one, I thought you and Tucker both were a bit comical and more relaxed than I was expecting. I had to read his comments twice to make certain I was registering it.
 

j-huskey

Jafo / Instigator !
Jul 27, 2001
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#76
So, the Hide movie, "Throw the Whiner from the Hide" with Frank/Danny Devito, Veer/Billy Crystal, lady gag, and "the Whiner"...
With cameo appearances with 1J and the cat in the perverted sex scene, Army Jerry, the sales clerk in the ammo store, Tucker, where they drown lady gag in the pond for running around on Frank/Danny with the Whiner, and Veer/Billy in the background doing the cunning dialogue for the movie....

Now, that's one twisted picture....
 

supercorndogs

Ham Fisted Gorilla
Feb 17, 2014
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#78
Maybe you could set up a new reporting system with two options. 1. They broke the rules 2. They hurt my feelings. The #2 option should ask, Are you sure you want to tattle, Yes or No? If they click yes, it automatically deletes their account, and sends them a message that there is no rule or law against hurting feelings. And suggests they can return once they are a fully actualized adult, with thick enough skin to deal with other adults, with out their mommy to protect them.
 
Feb 9, 2013
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#79
Maybe you could set up a new reporting system with two options. 1. They broke the rules 2. They hurt my feelings. The #2 option should ask, Are you sure you want to tattle, Yes or No? If they click yes, it automatically deletes their account, and sends them a message that there is no rule or law against hurting feelings. And suggests they can return once they are a fully actualized adult, with thick enough skin to deal with other adults, with out their mommy to protect them.
If they click yes it deletes their Hide account and redirects them to AR15.com
 

Fig

Janitor of the Hide
Mar 15, 2018
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#82
Is there a way to see how many times we've been "reported"?

I have not had a vacation yet, but I do get kind of rude sometimes.
Man this will be the fap thread of the century . It's got a midget , Lady Tranny and Catholic Church references . The only thing missing is unicorns and a dead hooker .
Wha huh?


I am guessing being rude is not against the rules or I would have been history some time ago.

I wonder how many times I've been reported? I'm only rude to people who don't inhabit the single reality we're all sharing...
 

XLR308

Sergeant of the Hide
Mar 22, 2018
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#84
There is room where the post counter used to be....:ROFLMAO:
I'm guessing Frank and the mods really would rather not have that considering the competitive nature of the crowd here. What was merely a personality clash before would escalate into a competition of who could irritate and piss off the most users. 😂😂
 
Nov 25, 2007
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#88
Maybe you could set up a new reporting system with two options. 1. They broke the rules 2. They hurt my feelings. The #2 option should ask, Are you sure you want to tattle, Yes or No? If they click yes, it automatically deletes their account, and sends them a message that there is no rule or law against hurting feelings. And suggests they can return once they are a fully actualized adult, with thick enough skin to deal with other adults, with out their mommy to protect them.
It deletes their account, goes into their bank account and purchases a one way ticket to the UK. Then they can live where hurting someone's feelings is against the law.
 

Veer_G

Beware of the Dildópony!
Jun 15, 2008
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#92
So, the Hide movie, "Throw the Whiner from the Hide" with Frank/Danny Devito, Veer/Billy Crystal, lady gag, and "the Whiner"...
With cameo appearances with 1J and the cat in the perverted sex scene, Army Jerry, the sales clerk in the ammo store, Tucker, where they drown lady gag in the pond for running around on Frank/Danny with the Whiner, and Veer/Billy in the background doing the cunning dialogue for the movie....

Now, that's one twisted picture....
I'm okay with it, but I have one stipulation: Princess Picklebunny gets to stunt-double. He desperately needs a side hustle, right?

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Slash0311

Jo Jo the Gun Plumber
Feb 11, 2017
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#97
Why is it we never ever hear a snowflake say:
"My feelings are hurt. Im butthurt and offended. Im unplugging my computer until the butthurt pain goes away."

If you can't hang with the big boys, don't come out and play.

If HMFIC does ban himself, does that mean as the owner, he unplugs the entire system?