Good Date Movie

mijp5

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If you get a chick back at your place for a little netflix and chill, you gotta have some good movies ready to go. If you want to find out a little what this girl is about, I suggest watching Raging Bull with her. The KEY part of this is that you have to giggle through all the funny parts. If this broad wants to hang out with you again, it tells you a few things: a) she likes you; b) she's not an ultra radical feminist; and c) she'll probably let you bang her out that night.
 

mcameron

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years ago i took a chick to see 'Selma' ...we banged in the parking lot after....apparently MLK is a panty dropper.
 
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Northfl

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i was tinking porn as well. If 1) she sticks around, you will probably get some that night. 2) if she gets up in a huff and leaves, you already have the porn playin for the fap fest. 3) if it is gay porn and she sticks around you probably are with steve and may very well get some that night also and double the wardrobe at the same time
 

Barryd

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If you want to know how serious she is about you put on Rob Zombies "House of 1000 Corpses". If is still there at the end she is either a keeper or needs to be committed.
 

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Get Smart

She will feel really good that her sex is so smart and feel sorry for you so she will let you in on some "comforting "
 

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I'd probably start them off easy with The Dressmaker and then if they appreciate good revenge, start working up from there.
Or you could just go for brutal honesty... leave them alone to look at your porn stash and tell them to turn over theirs for you to check out...
 
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QuickNDirty

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By the way...nice name...
Thanks, I'm committed to my current relationship, though, and we watch shit like 1984 and Brave New World on our date nights.

I dunno what this raging bulls 1000 corpses in a crying game stuff is about.
 

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I have an English Patient DVD that I use for profiling purposes, Titanic and The Notebook too.
 
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el-wood

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In my experience, nothing gets their motor running (as long as they have a good sense of humor) than an outlandish comedy....my vote goes to "Amazon Women on the Moon".

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mijp5

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I have an English Patient DVD that I use for profiling purposes, Titanic and The Notebook too.
Come on man. Any worthwhile broad will see through that façade like cellophane
 

flyer

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No facade, I wrote on the disks "get the fuck out" so they know what to do when they try to put it on.

If they pick them out and take them to the trash can, they get a high five and I'll even sleep in the wet spot after I finish my sandwich.
 

mijp5

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No facade, I wrote on the disks "get the fuck out" so they know what to do when they try to put it on.

If they pick them out and take them to the trash can, they get a high five and I'll even sleep in the wet spot after I finish my sandwich.
Ok well you gotta explain that. I thought you were getting all soft around them
 

pmclaine

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Brokeback Mountain.

They will make it a missionary to convert you and probably go anal thinking thats what they must do.
 

Mike Casselton

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The Ladies Man.

Or, if you're testing her to see just how much shit she'll put up with, then The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Of she puts up with that movie, you can get away with anything.