FBI Warrant for My Arrest

mijp5

Gunny Sergeant
May 7, 2009
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Good thing I found this in my junk mail:

FBI Director Christopher wray and FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Iii Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division FBI Headquarters In
Washington, D.C. Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
FBI-FieldOffice 2539 W Greenfield Ave Milwaukee, WI 53204-1926 USA
Website: www.fbi.gov Email (fbi-investigationdepartment@consultant.com-)

Attention! Attention!! Attention!!!

Am writing to make you understand that this is FBI Director Christopher wray I was informed about your refusal to comply with the directives from the FBI and we are going ahead with the arrest by today and tomorrow.

We monitored your contact with this co-men through our global tracking device that detect all the incoming and outgoing e-mails and tel phone calls globally from all the countries of the world, We have your e-mail address under our monitoring device set-up any more e-mails to the fraudsters from you will be automatically detected.

Our concern in this issue is for your name to be cleared your name from the scam list which has already been submitted to all the crimes agencies in Benin, Germany,Canada ,London and United States Of America, We make sure that the laws are followed to the core and this is why the Benin Government which its citizen carried out the
fraudulent activities with your information's which you sent to them have to compensate you with the amount as regards the FBI Laws of Sub-Section 05/16 Of the United Nations Anti-crimes laws.

We have in our file your details which you sent to them and we have checked and found out that you are a honest and hard working person and by this regards we decided to persuade the Benin Government to compensate you for the evil deeds that was carried out with your name.

The German man knows that you are the person because he was duped with your identity and this fraudulent activities was carried out by the same people who you have been forwarding your information's/details to all this while with the pretense of dealing with the right offices in Africa and other countries of the world.

You will have to get the CLEARANCE FORM from the office of the High Court of Justice in Benin Republic at the sum of $200 Usd. This certificate will enable you to get access to the compensation funds of $15.5Million Usd which was offered to you by the Benin Republic Government and don't forget that you need to get the document within 3days from now as you already know the deadline given to you to secure the document.

If not for the fact that we checked your data before acting towards this directives given to us, you would have been arrested by now and jailed because of your association with criminals in the internet and don't forget our warnings to you.

You will have to forward your bank account details to us where you want this $15.5Million Usd to be transferred into as soon as you secure the CLEARANCE FORM.

The German business man who was duped with your identity has reported this case to the world court and it will involve the Government of both countries which are Germany and Yours and that is the reason why you must get this document immediately so as to avoid anybody calling your name as being among the fraudsters.

With the Certificate, you are free from any form of crimes as your data shows that you are a honest and respectable person in the society, You will have to send the fees to the High Court of Justice over there in Benin Republic within 3days from now so that our local agent can be able to apply our modalities with the High Court of
Justice to issue the CLEARANCE FORM to you.

So therefore I will be waiting for your immediate response requesting for the agent information where you will be send the cost of the document so that the issuing of the document in your name will proceed immediately.

Then,when all this requirements are in place, the Certificate will be issued to you and then the compensation funds of $15.5Million Usd will be transferred into your nominated bank account immediately.

To avoid the wrath of the law on you and your entire family, we have been pleased to allow you secure the document from the High Court of Justice Benin Republic so that your name will be cleared off the fraudulent list in Benin Republic and we also argued with the Benin Republic Government about your compensations and that was the reason why you were compensated with the sum of 15.5 million usd

Thanks as I wait for your response

Respectively
FBI Director Christopher wray
 
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#2
Good thing I found this in my junk mail:

FBI Director Christopher wray and FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Iii Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division FBI Headquarters In
Washington, D.C. Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
FBI-FieldOffice 2539 W Greenfield Ave Milwaukee, WI 53204-1926 USA
Website: www.fbi.gov Email (fbi-investigationdepartment@consultant.com-)

Attention! Attention!! Attention!!!

Am writing to make you understand that this is FBI Director Christopher wray I was informed about your refusal to comply with the directives from the FBI and we are going ahead with the arrest by today and tomorrow.

We monitored your contact with this co-men through our global tracking device that detect all the incoming and outgoing e-mails and tel phone calls globally from all the countries of the world, We have your e-mail address under our monitoring device set-up any more e-mails to the fraudsters from you will be automatically detected.

Our concern in this issue is for your name to be cleared your name from the scam list which has already been submitted to all the crimes agencies in Benin, Germany,Canada ,London and United States Of America, We make sure that the laws are followed to the core and this is why the Benin Government which its citizen carried out the
fraudulent activities with your information's which you sent to them have to compensate you with the amount as regards the FBI Laws of Sub-Section 05/16 Of the United Nations Anti-crimes laws.

We have in our file your details which you sent to them and we have checked and found out that you are a honest and hard working person and by this regards we decided to persuade the Benin Government to compensate you for the evil deeds that was carried out with your name.

The German man knows that you are the person because he was duped with your identity and this fraudulent activities was carried out by the same people who you have been forwarding your information's/details to all this while with the pretense of dealing with the right offices in Africa and other countries of the world.

You will have to get the CLEARANCE FORM from the office of the High Court of Justice in Benin Republic at the sum of $200 Usd. This certificate will enable you to get access to the compensation funds of $15.5Million Usd which was offered to you by the Benin Republic Government and don't forget that you need to get the document within 3days from now as you already know the deadline given to you to secure the document.

If not for the fact that we checked your data before acting towards this directives given to us, you would have been arrested by now and jailed because of your association with criminals in the internet and don't forget our warnings to you.

You will have to forward your bank account details to us where you want this $15.5Million Usd to be transferred into as soon as you secure the CLEARANCE FORM.

The German business man who was duped with your identity has reported this case to the world court and it will involve the Government of both countries which are Germany and Yours and that is the reason why you must get this document immediately so as to avoid anybody calling your name as being among the fraudsters.

With the Certificate, you are free from any form of crimes as your data shows that you are a honest and respectable person in the society, You will have to send the fees to the High Court of Justice over there in Benin Republic within 3days from now so that our local agent can be able to apply our modalities with the High Court of
Justice to issue the CLEARANCE FORM to you.

So therefore I will be waiting for your immediate response requesting for the agent information where you will be send the cost of the document so that the issuing of the document in your name will proceed immediately.

Then,when all this requirements are in place, the Certificate will be issued to you and then the compensation funds of $15.5Million Usd will be transferred into your nominated bank account immediately.

To avoid the wrath of the law on you and your entire family, we have been pleased to allow you secure the document from the High Court of Justice Benin Republic so that your name will be cleared off the fraudulent list in Benin Republic and we also argued with the Benin Republic Government about your compensations and that was the reason why you were compensated with the sum of 15.5 million usd

Thanks as I wait for your response

Respectively
FBI Director Christopher wray
I’d frame that and hang it on a prominent wall somewhere. 😎
 

kl3309

No Buddly left behind.
Oct 26, 2011
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#5
I can help you pay your pay of $200 USD so you can access you rightfully $15.5 Million USD. Simple PM me you credit card information and number so that I can verify you identity and bank.
I make small charge then credit you card $15.5 million UsD. OK?
 

FS1

Unbalanced
Mar 24, 2014
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#8
I got that and responded.

Dear sir you are trying to defraud me because I know $200 is not required and you are just trying to make an extra buck. So here is my bank acct number my SS number my date of birth and address. If the money does not appear in my account within the next 24 hours I will refer you to the proper authorities.

This guy thinks I am dumb. :)
 

mijp5

Gunny Sergeant
May 7, 2009
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These guys get an A for ambition, but an F for execution. “To avoid the wrath of law..” and all the bad grammar. Then the director of the fbi signs his name in lower case. Bang up job
 
Jan 11, 2006
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#10
I have about a dozen "non-bailable" arrest warrants issued by the IRS. I've been selected to receive numerous grants from the .gov. I could have all my student debt forgiven if I wanted.
 
Nov 10, 2010
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I have about a dozen "non-bailable" arrest warrants issued by the IRS. I've been selected to receive numerous grants from the .gov. I could have all my student debt forgiven if I wanted.
Yea got a call from the IRS about 6 months ago. Told them to come the fuck on over. Still waiting, Santa ate the cookies and milk i had for them.
 
Jun 3, 2009
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#17
Good thing I found this in my junk mail:

FBI Director Christopher wray and FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Iii Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division FBI Headquarters In
Washington, D.C. Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
FBI-FieldOffice 2539 W Greenfield Ave Milwaukee, WI 53204-1926 USA
Website: www.fbi.gov Email (fbi-investigationdepartment@consultant.com-)

Attention! Attention!! Attention!!!

Am writing to make you understand that this is FBI Director Christopher wray I was informed about your refusal to comply with the directives from the FBI and we are going ahead with the arrest by today and tomorrow.

We monitored your contact with this co-men through our global tracking device that detect all the incoming and outgoing e-mails and tel phone calls globally from all the countries of the world, We have your e-mail address under our monitoring device set-up any more e-mails to the fraudsters from you will be automatically detected.

Our concern in this issue is for your name to be cleared your name from the scam list which has already been submitted to all the crimes agencies in Benin, Germany,Canada ,London and United States Of America, We make sure that the laws are followed to the core and this is why the Benin Government which its citizen carried out the
fraudulent activities with your information's which you sent to them have to compensate you with the amount as regards the FBI Laws of Sub-Section 05/16 Of the United Nations Anti-crimes laws.

We have in our file your details which you sent to them and we have checked and found out that you are a honest and hard working person and by this regards we decided to persuade the Benin Government to compensate you for the evil deeds that was carried out with your name.

The German man knows that you are the person because he was duped with your identity and this fraudulent activities was carried out by the same people who you have been forwarding your information's/details to all this while with the pretense of dealing with the right offices in Africa and other countries of the world.

You will have to get the CLEARANCE FORM from the office of the High Court of Justice in Benin Republic at the sum of $200 Usd. This certificate will enable you to get access to the compensation funds of $15.5Million Usd which was offered to you by the Benin Republic Government and don't forget that you need to get the document within 3days from now as you already know the deadline given to you to secure the document.

If not for the fact that we checked your data before acting towards this directives given to us, you would have been arrested by now and jailed because of your association with criminals in the internet and don't forget our warnings to you.

You will have to forward your bank account details to us where you want this $15.5Million Usd to be transferred into as soon as you secure the CLEARANCE FORM.

The German business man who was duped with your identity has reported this case to the world court and it will involve the Government of both countries which are Germany and Yours and that is the reason why you must get this document immediately so as to avoid anybody calling your name as being among the fraudsters.

With the Certificate, you are free from any form of crimes as your data shows that you are a honest and respectable person in the society, You will have to send the fees to the High Court of Justice over there in Benin Republic within 3days from now so that our local agent can be able to apply our modalities with the High Court of
Justice to issue the CLEARANCE FORM to you.

So therefore I will be waiting for your immediate response requesting for the agent information where you will be send the cost of the document so that the issuing of the document in your name will proceed immediately.

Then,when all this requirements are in place, the Certificate will be issued to you and then the compensation funds of $15.5Million Usd will be transferred into your nominated bank account immediately.

To avoid the wrath of the law on you and your entire family, we have been pleased to allow you secure the document from the High Court of Justice Benin Republic so that your name will be cleared off the fraudulent list in Benin Republic and we also argued with the Benin Republic Government about your compensations and that was the reason why you were compensated with the sum of 15.5 million usd

Thanks as I wait for your response

Respectively
FBI Director Christopher wray
Dude, you're fucked.

Can I have your guns?
 

Veer_G

Beware of the Dildópony!
Jun 15, 2008
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#20

To avoid the wrath of the law on you and your entire family
, we have been pleased to allow you secure the document from the High Court of Justice Benin Republic so that your name will be cleared off the fraudulent list in Benin Republic and we also argued with the Benin Republic Government about your compensations and that was the reason why you were compensated with the sum of 15.5 million usd
Couldn't you just offer up your Mother in Law and let her be a team player?
 

Arc Light

NRA Lifer/GOA Member
Aug 13, 2012
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#22
I'm telling you, if it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. Here I am saving for months to get that S&B PM II and AI rifle, and this lucky SOB has $15.5 mil drop in his lap by just opening his email! How about spreading the love with some of us low income Hiders when the cash hits your account?
 
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Marinevet1

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Yea, I had a voice mail from the IRS not Lon ago......with a number to call them back. I called and bullshitted with them for a while, and he finally hung up.......It was a slow day, and with the help of speed dial, I called them another 120 times before they blocked my number.....
 
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#41
120 times.....Now that's funny! (y)
There was a guy who set up a bot to call and bug the shit out of them. he then used a algorithm to predict other phone numbers to the same building. In the end he was sending them over 10,000 calls a day. Or something like that. They actually offered him money to stop. I will see If I can find the story.
 
Feb 13, 2017
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#42
There was a guy who set up a bot to call and bug the shit out of them. he then used a algorithm to predict other phone numbers to the same building. In the end he was sending them over 10,000 calls a day. Or something like that. They actually offered him money to stop. I will see If I can find the story.
By all means, please do....Love to read about it!