Oh, the dumbest thing of all isn't really funny, but SPENDEX. Blowing ammo through barrels as fast as you can just so they can order the same amount next year. Instead of training all year with it, it's all just blown in one big "spending exercise" where you stay at the range until it's all gone. What a fucking waste, and they don't do or say one damn thing about the shot out barrels they get out of this.
Dumbest thing I did was edge a mile of sidewalk with a tent stake when there was a shovel available. The dipshit in charge wouldn’t let me use it, and I was not even in trouble, he was just being a prick.