Damn Bears!

Alpine 338

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Well the Bears (Not Chicago) are reeking havoc today. Got into both my SUV's this morning. Ate all the hard candy in the center console, but didn't touch the mint flavored gum, or menthol cough drops.

Little shit was small, but didn't care about me until I yelled and clapped my hands, then took off running.

They got into my immediate neighbors Subaru, and Mother-in-law cabin, and made a mess, knocking glasses on the floor, etc.

Another neighbor just called, and one got in his SUV, and ripped the arm-rest / door off the center console.

Smokey better watch out, or they're going to to get smoked.
 

Maggot

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Dont blame the bears, theyre just looking for food...thats what bears do. You gotta keep your AO clean. Watch out when you find a little one cause its likely mom isnt far away and mom wont run or play if junior seems in trouble.
 

acudaowner

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does not sound like the bear had a problem , people leave food or items lying around the animal does what any animal would , shame they did not fine people or tag them as problem causers . people need more reminders not the animal .
 
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Snuby642

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You could just make it disappear.

You know good and well that you're houses are next.
Possibly someone's child gets in its path and can't get out of the way.

State game officials tagged it but it needs bagged to complete the inevitable before someone is hurt.

12g rubber bullets don't seem to make a permanent deterrent as I saw in rrnm.
Popo would shoot them every other day and they just kept coming back in town. Hell I thought a big gunfight my first nite.
 

Alpine 338

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A few years ago, my neighbor shot one with a bean bag gun (he's a Cop) at point plank range, and it just looked at him with a pissed off look, then walked away.
 

Snuby642

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I'm not sure I could live in bear country when the laws protect the bears more than people.

A destructive pest that is protected just keeps getting bolder.

Not a good situation.

If the state claims it is their protected animal they should be liable for damages.

Make the bear huggers pay , the tune will quickly change.
 

Dougie308

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Just say you thought it was an old Italian woman and shoot it. It'll stand up. Did it once here. But said she was German.

Well the Bears (Not Chicago) are reeking havoc today. Got into both my SUV's this morning. Ate all the hard candy in the center console, but didn't touch the mint flavored gum, or menthol cough drops.

Little shit was small, but didn't care about me until I yelled and clapped my hands, then took off running.

They got into my immediate neighbors Subaru, and Mother-in-law cabin, and made a mess, knocking glasses on the floor, etc.

Another neighbor just called, and one got in his SUV, and ripped the arm-rest / door off the center console.

Smokey better watch out, or they're going to to get smoked.
 

Alpine 338

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For being taken over by the Libtards, Colorado laws are still good. You can shoot any animals that are destroying property, or an immediate threat. You can shoot dogs that are chasing wildlife and livestock. The State provides wooden panels to put around your feed to keep the Elk out, provides electric fences to keep the Bears out of your Bee Hives, and gives you Damage Tags, if the Elk keep coming back and consuming your feed.
 

Snuby642

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@Alpine 338
Well it seems at least wildlife dept. Is trying to help, that's refreshing.

Got any bad neighbors?

Good luck with the bear training sir.
 
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BCX

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That video is a riot. LMFAO..... if i found a bear in my vehicle destroying it weeellll it would be a dead bear in the vehicle!
 

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Bummer.

Sounds like you need a security camera that will alert to your phone if you park outside.

We keep most things inside to avoid the bear.
 

MTN

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I'm not sure I could live in bear country when the laws protect the bears more than people.

A destructive pest that is protected just keeps getting bolder.

Not a good situation.

If the state claims it is their protected animal they should be liable for damages.

Make the bear huggers pay , the tune will quickly change.
Pepperballs in a paintgun pistol from distance ought to scare off most black bears. 12 ga with slugs at the ready should the bear decide to get aggressive.

Problem is most activity is when you’re trying to get some shut eye in the wee hours of the morning.

Non leathal means first cause diggin holes for a dead bear is a PIA.
 

fdkay

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We used to have quite the time with the monkeys in the Philippines.
If you left your car window down, they'd climb in and steal your rearview mirror and shit on your seats.
 
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Threadcutter308

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What's worse is this person is so deluded that they though it appropriate to document their ridiculous response to the bear and then share it with the rest of the world. And these people vote in matters that impact our lives.
From the looks of the video, I'm betting it's in British Columbia. Further, I'll guess that the particular female heard is from Richmond, BC.......
 

Currycure

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Maybe its a water, Cops have been reporting that people have been ditching their drugs in rivers and flushing them in the toilet. it has been making a few Crocs aggressive so i won't be surprise if it's affecting the bears too.