Arizona divorce attorneys

ChristianSilver

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All depends, I’m not from Arizona but I’m sure it’s close to other states...
How much all depends on willingness of parties too agree on. How long you been married, kids and so on. If there is a lot of liquid, cash, and lots of assets to be divided and the two of you can’t, don’t, agree it gets expensive quick...
It can be a long drawn out miserable ordeal depending on circumstances.
If one has cheated, committed adultery and there’s proof it less expensive on The Who didn’t.
If y’all are dissolving the marriage because it’s just not working anymore and want to argue about everything down to the favorite old worn out recliner hold on..
Sorry to hear you having to face that shit..
 
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rtB

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I had to write a check to my ex's attorney for 5 grand before I even had an attorney. Good times.
 
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2ndamendfan

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@Dirty D That sucks, sorry to hear it.

In a situation as @ChristianSilver describes the only ones who win are the lawyers.

Even if she is a bitch and you an asshole it is best to make nice. And just never see each other again. Hopefully kids are grown up or non-existent. That puts a whole 'nother spin on the shit show.
 

moaorbust

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Beware ex-judges for lawyers as they are more interested in the social circuit rather than helping you. Keep looking till you find someone who will make an effort (I had to go through 3 till I found a spine). Beware shared anything with your ex. Make sure you have a friend keep your toys safe so she doesn’t make off with them. In the legal system men are wallets to be emptied not humans deserving respect. Everything is billed in quarters of an hour so use your time wisely. Not joking on any account.
 

Northfl

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It sucks goin through it. But it is better to have loved and lost than to have to live with that bitch forever. Hate you having to go through it. Will be worth it in the end. Hopefully it will be an easy low cost one for you
 

HiDesertELR

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Way ahead of you
Sorry to hear, that sucks man.

Look up "conflicting out divorce attorneys". It's not considered a nice thing to do to the other party, but, it may give you some leverage.

Good luck, and PM me if you need any moral support.
 
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Maggot

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As the man said above, make sure all your toys and valuable assets are hidden.

If your incom is that low then she cant steal too much. The sharks wont be very interested so theyll settle quickly.

Fuck lawyers.
 

camotoe

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Have a friend rent a storage unit in his name. Get any stuff out that you care about. Until it's final
 
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Jscb1b

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If you and your ex just want to go your separate ways, get a paralegal to do the paper work. My divorce cost $500 for the paralegal to fill out and submit the paperwork. This was ten years ago when I lived in Show Low. Good luck!
 

hermosabeach

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chat with all of your divorced friends... lots of learning about the exit process...
401(k)
pensions
IRA/Roth/KEOGH/SEP
Social Security benefits
unvested stock options


why some women ask for a restraining order- division of assets can vary when a spouse is violent on the RO

post nothing online....
no emails
no voice mails
communicate via the attorney if this is one sided... or if she has a mean lawyer who will run up billable hours
 
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kenny1773

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It time to buy an ocean worthy boat (it can be used), a small yacht, and work on fixing your marriage by taking long boat trips, just the two of you, great peace and solitude to be able to work things out, head to the islands. The boat will cost the same as a divorce

The country in which you register your yacht can have an enormous effect on whether or not the first 'missing person at sea case' involving your vessel is really investigated or not, so choose your country of registration carefully and happy boating.
 

powdahound76

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Damn man. Bummer.

And, having been through it and loving my life now, there is a good side.

Try to do mediation.
Mediators cost WAY less and help put all the BS into legalese.

Whore I used to be married to agreed to mediation, then went and got an attorney after we had most everything worked out. She later told me (shared custody or I would never talk to her) that she should have stuck with mediation and saved the money.
Buddy just finalized his, mediation the whole way and saved big bucks.

Best to ya. Again, it blows and getting YOUR life back for you is very nice. Some people are good to share it with and many not.
 
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It time to buy an ocean worthy boat (it can be used), a small yacht, and work on fixing your marriage by taking long boat trips, just the two of you, great peace and solitude to be able to work things out, head to the islands. The boat will cost the same as a divorce

The country in which you register your yacht can have an enormous effect on whether or not the first 'missing person at sea case' involving your vessel is really investigated or not, so choose your country of registration carefully and happy boating.
And if she continues to be horrible she can get lost at sea.
 

Veer_G

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Sorry to hear it, D, but not so much if the alternative is a pissing match with a snarling bitch all the way to the bitter end.

I've only been there once, and I got off cheaply, due to the then current circumstances. I dodged a bullet by ditching the rebound relationship before she got her hooks in me. Number 2 and I are approaching 25 years, and I pray for continued peace and quiet.

Good luck, man.
 

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Sux D, sorry to hear that. Never been there, but of my buddies that have, there's definitely gold at the end of the rainbow. Just takes time to get there. Sorry, no experience with divorce dogs, can't make any recommendations.
 

Veer_G

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My Mother Inlaw just move out of my house because she thinks i hate her guts, My wife has not be able to shot up about it. Heaven must be a place without women because this feels like hell.
If you want milk ... Otherwise, the incessant mooing can drive you nuts.
 

EddieNFL

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Good attorney starts at $350.00 per hour times how long it takes to go through the divorce .

The other option is also $350.00 , but it's one time fee if you return it the same day.

https://www.rentalyard.com/listings/construction-equipment/for-rent/164828133/2019-carlton-2012

Just be sure to clean thoroughly. About 30 years ago a guy was busted because he didn't clean out all the blood and bone chips.

I read the article to my wife and to this day if we're at Lowes, or someplace similar I always remark, "Chippers are on sale."
 

supercorndogs

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Dude. I’m so sorry.

Just see if you can do it without one.

If not, you definitely get what you pay for.
I don't know, that is a pretty big hole to dig, with just a shovel. Then you have to fill it back in.......:ROFLMAO: :LOL: :ROFLMAO:

Sorry DirtyD, for the divorce and the bad joke, I just couldn't help myself.

If you can get her to agree to a mediator instead of you both lawyering up, it would be much cheaper. I assume you here because she lawyered up already, in which case good luck. I hope it all comes out ok for both of you. I have never had a divorce and hope to keep it that way.
 

Dirty D

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My Mother Inlaw just move out of my house because she thinks i hate her guts, My wife has not be able to shot up about it. Heaven must be a place without women because this feels like hell.
You need to push hard for counseling, the earlier you head that shit off the better, my wife refused to get counseling until I told her we were done and at that point the damage was done.
 

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Hey, just to make you feel better, my brother had a prenup. He paid a total of $ 2,500.00, for his divorce.

My Dad told me never to get married and I never did. I just bought a 4000.00 kitchenaid fridge and am looking to buy a 5k Nighthawk.

Suks2bu
 
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My buddy Kirk was a career Army officer, a great guy, husband, father, and married a long time, but the last 4-5 years of marriage he said there was no sex at all. She wanted a divorce and he didn't. After she was single for a few years and had been dumped a bunch by guys not willing to put up with her, she wanted to get back with Kirk- and he happily told her to F- off. I was proud of him for that. Karma is a beach.
 

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My buddy Kirk was a career Army officer, a great guy, husband, father, and married a long time, but the last 4-5 years of marriage he said there was no sex at all. She wanted a divorce and he didn't. After she was single for a few years and had been dumped a bunch by guys not willing to put up with her, she wanted to get back with Kirk- and he happily told her to F- off. I was proud of him for that. Karma is a beach.
Yeah, going back (or letting them back in......) is a really bad idea. Hell has one address, it doesn't leave her side just because she moved around.
 

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Damn man. Bummer.

And, having been through it and loving my life now, there is a good side.

Try to do mediation.
Mediators cost WAY less and help put all the BS into legalese.

Whore I used to be married to agreed to mediation, then went and got an attorney after we had most everything worked out. She later told me (shared custody or I would never talk to her) that she should have stuck with mediation and saved the money.
Buddy just finalized his, mediation the whole way and saved big bucks.

Best to ya. Again, it blows and getting YOUR life back for you is very nice. Some people are good to share it with and many not.
^This is GREAT advice. My ex and I did ours ourselves and this was even with kids, house, retirement, etc. I am so thankful for that. Anything you can do to get her to see the value in this will be worth it. Good luck and things WILL get better.
 

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Sucks a BFC, so I hope it works out for the best for you.

Been there, had an amicable no-lawyer no kids split.
 

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Sorry for your troubles D. I can’t help with any advice because I’m so awesome my wife couldn’t live without me, and I married so out of my league I could never get one better.
I am truly sorry for the path you are on, but I have never met a man that was divorced that wasn’t happier when it was all said and done.
 
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