Apparently the John Brown Antifa-types opened a gun range!

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THEIS

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Got a PM from a concerned Member in good standing that something is terribly wrong in the Pit. I'm only up to page 3. Where are these Mother Fuckers coming from? Seen some solid advice to help salvage this poor bastard, but no. Everybody seems hell bent on falling on the sword. So be it. Okay, while I'm making the popcorn run, anyone up for a box of dum dums? Guesses? Bueller? 😂
Hi,

Well while your out for refreshments and snacks....here is one for a review lol
https://forum.snipershide.com/threads/anybody-ever-shoot-across-zip-codes.6897840/

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Theis
 
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You sick Fucker. :ROFLMAO:
I already know I went too far down this rabbit hole, but I had to look anyway;

https://www.amazon.com/Butter-Extreme-Desensitizing-Oil-based-Lubricant/dp/B018KTCD3E/ref=sr_1_6_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1533839282&sr=8-6&keywords=butter+boy+lube

I wonder, do you think this "Extreme Desensitizing Oil-based Lubricant 9 Ounces by Boy Butter" would make my Omega any quieter than using wire pulling lube ? After all, it does say "Extreme Desensitizing"......:unsure:

J: I was gonna send you an anonymous package, but fuggetabouit, that shit's Expensive :ROFLMAO:
 
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You're welcome to show any evidence that this isn't a fake.
For a new guy your levels of arrogance , self importance , BS and the typing of BS so as to appear all knowing and informed is quite impressive . You must be quite the legend on 4CHAN and Barfcom . Please accept my gratitude for coming into the Hide and pointing out our complete ignorance and bullshit opinions that might I add we cling to like the obviously uneducated been nowhere done nothing group of buffoons we are . I bow to your obvious moral and intellectual superiority .
Or in layman's terms , fuck off and go away douche driblet . I fart in your general direction and yet wish you luck as the human Bidet in the proctologist's office .
 

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I already know I went too far down this rabbit hole, but I had to look anyway;

https://www.amazon.com/Butter-Extreme-Desensitizing-Oil-based-Lubricant/dp/B018KTCD3E/ref=sr_1_6_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1533839282&sr=8-6&keywords=butter+boy+lube

I wonder, do you think this "Extreme Desensitizing Oil-based Lubricant 9 Ounces by Boy Butter" would make my Omega any quieter than using wire pulling lube ? After all, it does say "Extreme Desensitizing"......:unsure:

J: I was gonna send you an anonymous package, but fuggetabouit, that shit's Expensive :ROFLMAO:
Thx ya crazy basturd. It's the thought that counts..... :ROFLMAO: Careful or I'll send ya a bottle of Felon Tears. W/Hep. :LOL:
 

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oh man.....they had a "range day".....holy shit i dont think we have anything to worry about :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Two thoughts on the Phoenix "operators" First, they were standing so close to the targets that they could have thrown rocks and hit it. Second those fat chicks can sure absorb the recoil.
 
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^^^ I hate having to explain all this shit from the beginning.
Don't worry Veer, even though I was a grunt too, I left crayons behind with kindergarten and I know how to read, including the Constitution unlike other supposed "Marines" in this thread.

Rule #1, the oath of service isn't like agreeing to Apple's terms and conditions to be clicked agree to without reading it all, it's actually recommended to know what you're swearing upon your life to uphold and defend.
 

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Canted as fuck.
Is that a rack full of Ron Popeil's finest steak knives ? Haysoos, for vegans, those antifa types sure do eat well.......:ROFLMAO:

(Bye the bye......if they're all vegans, how come so many of them are so fat ?...:unsure:. All I can see in my minds eye are hairy white bellies hanging over black jeans and out from under black Che T-shirts......yecchhh......:eek:)
 

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Don't worry Veer, even though I was a grunt too, I left crayons behind with kindergarten and I know how to read, including the Constitution unlike other supposed "Marines" in this thread.

Rule #1, the oath of service isn't like agreeing to Apple's terms and conditions to be clicked agree to without reading it all, it's actually recommended to know what you're swearing upon your life to uphold and defend.
Sorry, I forgot my sarcasm tag there. I keep on trying to do the addition on this one and six 25¢ pieces keep on adding up to a $3 bill.
 

THEIS

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Cry AND whimper. It's disgusting. :LOL:
Hi,

Why in hell did I not think of obtaining and selling Felon Tears on Ebay years ago...Kinda like a reverse prison farm. We recruit Officers from Institutions to obtain xyz inmates tears for a commission and then we sell them on Ebay.

I am taking suggestions for the Business name.....

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Theis
 
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Hi,

Why in hell did I not think of obtaining and selling Felon Tears on Ebay years ago...Kinda like a reverse prison farm. We recruit Officers from Institutions to obtain xyz inmates tears for a commission and then we sell them on Ebay.

I am taking suggestions for the Business name.....

Sincerely,
Theis
Can you just extract the tears like snake venom? Grab the scumbags by the back of the neck and smash their face into a glass jar?
 
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(Bye the bye......if they're all vegans, how come so many of them are so fat ?...:unsure:. All I can see in my minds eye are hairy white bellies hanging over black jeans and out from under black Che T-shirts......yecchhh......:eek:)
Could be these
https://www.shape.com/healthy-eating/cooking-ideas/3-amazing-vegan-dessert-recipes
Or could be they cheat like hell on the vegan bit. They seem to have shit choices in organizations they belong to and they're pretty shitty on their concept of tactical practice so what's a little cheating on the vegan bit?

I just can't imagine life without f'n bacon.
 

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If you wanna see a felon cry in jail, just take away his food he hides in his cell, shut off the phones or tell him he can’t write his mom who is incarcerated in the same jail on the next floor up.......
 

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Got a PM from a concerned Member in good standing that something is terribly wrong in the Pit. I'm only up to page 3. Where are these Mother Fuckers coming from? Seen some solid advice to help salvage this poor bastard, but no. Everybody seems hell bent on falling on the sword. So be it. Okay, while I'm making the popcorn run, anyone up for a box of dum dums? Guesses? Bueller? 😂
Could you get me some Swedish Fish?

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
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Hey! Don't knock Vegan's...I'm a Vegan...except for hamburgers...and a steak every now and then. Oh, and Subway meatball subs...can't give up my meatball subs. But other than that, I am a Vegan...mostly.
dude dont give up your meat......but for the love of god quit the subway.

the last time i ate subway i ended up in the hospital for 3 days.
 
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Speaking of which, where's Christy Anne the Danish pastry in all this? I'm surprised that he hasn't surfaced to fire a lecture or two at us.

Probably philosophizing on just how deep a cerebral head fuck he's gonna give us with his self righteous peace keeping efforts. Whatta fucking Clown. :cautious:
 

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