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    Wrong number?

    They are not testing to see who is not infected, which is probably a VERY LARGE number. They are only testing to see who is infected, if they want to - or can - based on the number of test kits available.
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    Just so I have this right as far as the 'helping' Americans bill

    Don't forget to keep you government mandated "social distance" and limit your attendance number to below 10.
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    A little perspective is always a good thing

    I was thinking about that earlier today. Conversation goes kind of like this. How did he die? Car. Was he in a multi-car pileup automobile accident while driving to work? Yes, car. Was he hit by an automobile while walking on the side of the road? Yes, car Was he working on his car in an...
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    Are you ready to go all Mad Max?

    I would suggest an updated GPS system - so you can use the "back roads" and avoid the road blocks. There is always more than one way to get there.
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    Governor Idiot (Inslee) Bans gatherings of more than 250 people

    Of course not. It is just like your Second Amendment Right. You can still do it. They will just tell you how to do it. You know - only so many people in the assembly - or so many rounds in the magazine.
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    Redistribution of assets (aka mugging) in Brooklyn NY

    "It was unclear what provoked the attack. " I am pretty sure I can tell them what "provoked" the attack - based on careful observation of the attackers.
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    Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    At a minimum - if "the RD bought if from the POS so the POS wouldn't cut it up and take it to another RD", we should know the POS that sold it to the RD. I mean the RD did get information from the POS when he bought it, right? By the way, I know what a "POS" is. What is an "RD"?
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    Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    The first place it belongs is as "Exhibit A" at the recycling dealers trial.
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    40,000 Bees Attack Police

    It would be a bummer to be the police of fire department in an instance like that - but - It would really be unfortunate to be the dude that has to stick around and count them. Evidently he just gave up after awhile and estimated the quantity. Cuz "40,000" sounds like a nice round number to...
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    Bloomberg Said Farmers are Dumb

    "You dig a hole, you put a seed in, you put dirt on top, add water, up comes the corn." The guy is an absolute genius! I was raised on a farm. We did not do it that way. I can't even begin to imagine how long it would take to do that over a 100 acre field. I need to talk to my FFA...
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    What's With Jared Still Running Valentine's Day Commercials

    They probably just have some left over - and are looking for a way to move them.
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    Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    For those of you that aren't that much of a computer nerd - If you hold your mouse on the video, right click, and choose "play speed"; you can select "slow". Just trying to be helpful.
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    Ok its nature video time.

    Looks like I am not going to get much done today - except learn about True Facts of nature.
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    Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Just like in the military - a new bus shows up full of new "Privates" - and all of them are as dumb as a box of rocks. It is our job to educate them. Now get to work. P.S. Don't feel bad, if you can't reach some of them. It is possible some of them are an actual box of rocks - and...
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    The Bully & The Beast: Wax Catches Poop

    Can I get my 2 minutes and 11 seconds back, please?
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    Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Cuz it is better, if you post it more than once. :oops:
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    Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    "Follow me, guys. I will show you the way." - The Dog
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    The King usually takes the swords from the peasants. It is more difficult to fight with a stick, when your opponent has a sword. Not impossible, but more difficult.
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    Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Great! My new motor is on the way here. I was beginning to think I was never going to get this pickup back on the road. I sure wish they would have notified me - and provided a tracking number. Oh well, I guess it will get here when it gets here.