The third grade English teachers tell the kids she is going to go through the alphabet one letter at a time and if she calls their name they have to use whatever letter they are on to come up with a word and use it in a sentence.
In the back of the room little Johhny jumps up and down saying, "Pick me, pick me" for every letter. The teacher tries to ignore little Johnny until she came to the letter U. She couldn't think of a curse word anything vulgar that starts with U so she told little Johnny it was his turn.
Little Johnny thinks for a while and says, "Okay, okay I have my word, it's urinate." The teacher groans and thinks to her self "What have I done", then she tells little Johnny okay use it in a sentence. He says, "Well uh, well uh, okay I have it. My dad says urinate, but you would be a ten if you had bigger tits."
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